For four men who fear change, this week's Football Fives podcast is something of a diversion. David Hartrick is in charge and he decided that he was going to prepare Daniel Storey, Ryan Keaney and Chris Nee by not allowing them to prepare.
Yes, it's the first blind episode - to give it its politically correct title - and Dave, twisting the ends of his moustache and laughing maniacally, settled on the theme of 'wishful thinking' for his outrageous power trip. Beginning with the players our teams have missed out on signing, this week we're discussing the ifs, buts and maybes of the beautiful game.
We talk about the result from history we'd like to change, football's great(ish) injustices and fantasy nationalisations before getting into the really important stuff, namely our dream strikeforces. Can you pick a better pairing? Tell us on the Twitters.
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